Want some?

What with my day job and all, advanced bookings are ideal but by no means essential as I check my phone of a lunch time for same day shenanigans. Either way initial contact is via text or email only. (Too busy in my civvy job to answer calls or voicemail.)

To hear back please address me by name and avoid the likes of ‘babe/hun’ and swerve the unnecessary flannel. You can keep messages succinct and relevant instead.

My low volume escort status gives rise to a ‘no mither’ booking policy. Hence I avoid unnecessary textversation, favour polite introductions which say a bit about what you’re into, and include obvious practical details such as:

✔️Date.

✔️Time

✔️Booking duration

✔️Location

All very straight forward, much like myself.

I’m a bit married to the day job so your patience is very much appreciated. I’ll always get back to you. Unless you’ve made an impolite approach or grassed yourself up for not reading my profile by asking something depicted within it

If you’ve done your homework, had a good read, and still have questions then do ask.😊

Upon clarifying availability the genuine among you will know that I only require the following info in order to feel safe and secure which makes for a successfully enjoyable booking. So regard this:

Prioritising my personal safety renders me unable to to secure your outcall booking without…

✔️Proof of name and address (private residence booking)

✔️Proof of hotel booking including room number upon your check in.

✔️Please note that at my discretion I may require a deposit to secure your booking.

A brief chat at a mutually arranged time ensures we’re on the same page before I can confirm your booking. Withheld numbers make you look shady, I blank such calls.

Fees are non-negotiable and must be paid in exact amounts of UK Pounds Sterling upon immediate arrival. I’ll be counting it in front of you for the protection of us both – sadly, there are some rum dingers about.

Violent, aggressive or threatening conduct at any stage results in instant termination of our time together minus any refund. And while I’ve no moral objection to alcohol or drugs, they interfere with safer working, so the above also applies if you’re intoxicated by either. Don’t be wasting your hard earned booking fee, treat yourself to me instead! You want to recall the event for wank-points, surely?

Access fees

Outcall 1hr £160, £1.5hr £220, 2hr £280, 3 hr £360, 4hr £460, overnight £1,000