Greetings, all!
As a fun way out of lock down I will return to work with a one off unique ‘bush taming’ service offer.
I let nature take its course during the enforced work break and have gone 100% au naturelle ‘down there’ resulting in me proudly sporting what is best described as a very traditional 70’s bush.
She is now quite the growler and is very much in need of pruning. Are you the man for the job?
The end result will be my preferred ‘best of both worlds’. That is, a neatly trimmed snatch comprising *of* smoothness to the lips, clit, and bum cheeks and with trimmed grass on the pitch above my pierced clitoral hood.
This will be a booking of 4 hours plus as I’ll need to sense your vibe before entrusting you to progress from a typical booking, complete with my usual menu of activities, towards that which requires clippers (provided) I reserve the right not to press on with any form of minge topiary unless I’m completely relaxed in your company. A discretionary razor may be provided for finishing touches. No scissors will be involved at any point.
Another pre requisite is to go down on said forest prior to her transformation back into this decade. Doing so afterwards will involve a dental damn to prevent infections associated with cunnilingus so soon after shaving.
This one off bush taming service is 4hrs at £600. £110 to add an hour. £1000 overnight 7pm-9am involving 5 hours sleep time.
Usual vetting process applies. A Screen shot of 2x bills With name and address for home visits. Full name and booking reference for hotels.
So, there we are then…
Snip happy, anyone?